By The 1&only 'Count' Chocula Local , 21-01-2009

It's been aptly named 4 MY sessions I'd scored right after eating MY BOWL'S of cereal on the hard-pack's sand! - Such a stupid flock of Ventura hiwayers you all are... IT'S CHOCU'S you dumb morons.

By Anonymous , 15-10-2007

not to bright. - hey local guy, if you don't want people to surf at your break you might not want to talk about how good and uncrowded it is.

By (X)NARD O.G. , 28-12-2006

what happened? - i dont know what happened. i surfed here a bunch last year and had it either empty or with only a few heads in the water even on a saturday. this year it has been fuckin packed, like rincon packed. surfed it yesterday pushin 10 feet and it was so packed there was no parking. good thing the huge dredging barrels and sweeping current kept the kooks from catching any set waves. this place gets as good as kirra but if your from camarillo stick to county line and your other valley spots. and if your from sb stay in sb. theres plenty of good point waves up there for you trust fund babies.

By Anonymous , 16-11-2006

- Ive never even heard of this spot, maybe because no one who surfs gos there!

By hellbound chaz of the fivepointnine crew , 14-06-2005

- I love this place when its head high or bigger, my best day of the winter was out here, surfed it all day and never dealt with more than 4 other guys, overhead on the sets....someone screwed up and used its real name though
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By Val E. Jackhoff , 08-03-2005

Chokewho? - Never heard the spot called that, but whatever. I still like to pull up with a minivan packed full of longboarders & spongers. I like to eat my Mickey D's and just drop my wrappers on the ground. Then I'll paddle out with ALL my bros and fall in front of anyone who takes off. That way my friend Spongebob can get waves too. Just before I leave, I make sure that my dogs crap right next to someone's car door. That way I can share my stoke with everyone. See you there this weekend! :-)

By VTA- SB GO HOME! , 17-01-2005

PLACE BLOWS DOORS - Yeah, this place rocks. It's really a hit with all the idiots from camarillo, thoudand oaks and santa barbara. we love visitos here in VTA. Come by with ALL your friends so we can snake them!

By pitas211@yahoo.com , 16-08-2004

- i know this place is pitas, because ive surfed it on 10'+ surf and was the sickest wave ever.

By shaun thompson , 16-10-2003

five stars #%$@!!!!!???? - this is a total joke, it's no wonder nobody can figure out where this place is, that's because we've all driven past it 10000 times and failed to notice the "totally epic, ledgy waves" reeling down the point,(for five hundred yards no less). I know! it only does it at night! and the people that live in the houses there, along this mythical little stretch of coastline,have formed a sacred brotherhood and to join it you have to expose one nipple before all of them and swear an oath of secrecy that you will never tell any outsiders about its secret nocturnal awakenings! meanwhile to us outsiders we only see it in its day time guise; as a crap mushy longboard wave that old men take their dogs to noseride

By anonymous , 28-07-2003

no title - Dude, somebody is seriously trippin. Five stars,world class? You fuckin dickhead. I was all excited like this was some new secret spot. Thank alot asshole.